The Great Web3 News Roast

Web3 news today sounds like a firmware update - dry, dull, and unread.

We want you to fix that. Pick any recent crypto headline and give it the Badchain treatment: Meme it, roast it, remix it - just don’t make it boring.

If the headline bored you or made zero sense - even better.

Call out the fluff, decode the jargon, or turn it into a joke your timeline would love.

You’re already doing it for free.

Now we’re dropping $500 to reward the best takes.

Submission Requirements

• Choose any recent Web3 news item or update

• Post your version of it on X - can be:

  • A spicy tweet/thread

  • A meme or image

  • A 60–90 sec video/news skit

  • A short article (humorous, satirical, or brutally honest)

• Tag Badchain and FOMO

• Drop the submissions in the comment, and Bad Community

Evaluation Criteria

We’re judging based on:

• Creativity – Did you reinvent the news or just summarize it?

• Entertainment – Did it make us laugh, repost, or rage?

• Accuracy – Is the original news item clear even in its meme-ified form?

• Format – Visuals, memes, tone - everything counts

• Virality Potential – If your version could do numbers, you’re winning

Terms

Sponsors won’t provide individual feedback because we’ll be too busy laughing/crying at the entries. By entering, you confirm that you’re ready to roast responsibly.